LMMMFFAOOOOOOoooooo Miss Arkansas 1994 “And I’m Telling You” (by bwaykid1984)
THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?!?!? I SERIOUSLY GOT MAD WITH THIS PAT BOONE REMIX.
She took every bit of soul in the song and flushed it down the toilet. This was a travesty. Jennifer Holiday had to have killed her.
This is a joke right?
The sync for the second gif is really remarkable.
(via trinitrent)
English National Ballet chief orders dancers to put on weight after audience complaints that stars are too thin
When Hollywood actress Natalie Portman portrayed a thin ballerina in Black Swan, she provoked fury. Now the new artistic director of English National Ballet, Tamara Rojo, has said the drama is a reality for many dancers.A must-read. Way to go, Tamara.
because this really is a must-read
I love this. Often black dancers are told that they can’t do ballet because they aren’t skinny enough. Maybe we will see a boost in the number of black ballet dancers?
(via masterpiecesofhumanity)
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
(Source: villainyandgoodcheekbones, via pitcherintherye)
Lord it took all the holyghost I had in me, not to dig in my Fouis Buitton, pull out my hot comb and some Whole Foods brand olive oil, and anoint that scalp with fire and brimstone , and teach this poor Kween how to hide her tracks!!! TRACK IS WHACH!!! #shehashadit #salongeknowlesfuckery #thirstyscalp #bravetrack #yacky #prayer #nonequityhairsalon #kiesha #saintspray (at She Has Had It)
……WHEWWW Kween…help me holyghost!!!!!! …guuuurrrlllll,we’ll both be reaching for the lube!!! HOWEVER!!!! That weave is LAIDDDDDDD hunty, and those curly locks are serving Non-Eq Herbal Essence commercial REALNESS!!!! #illhavewhatsheshaving #shehashadit #kweenofkweens #reginagoerge #obsessed #maybeshebornwithit #maybeitsmaybeline #beat #tosstoss (at She Has Had It)
This is why you don’t Harlem Shake.
(Source: t1r3dofyourbullsh1t, via 1stworldproblemchild)
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